
The red-headed Queen of Comedic Camp returns to the spoofed spotlight with Smell the Glamour
by Jason P Freeman
After a botched brain transplant found Tina Turner singing “Trapped in the Body of a White Girl” by way of Julie Brown’s vocals (per the single’s music video), the longstanding icon of pop culture parody made Madonna’s “Vogue” “Vague,” had an aging Sharon Stone peeing herself and more recently saw Sara Palin taking aim at her constituents—with a loaded gun: Whether shaving Jim Carrey’s alien body hair in 1988’s Earth Girls are Easy, comparing her cleavage to Elvira’s on her MTV show Just Say Julie, coaching Alicia Silverstone in Clueless or telling the E! television audience 101 Reasons Why the ‘90s Ruled, Brown’s 20-plus-year career continues to credit her as the reigning Queen of Comedic Camp. The crown of which, she clearly intends to keep via her upcoming fourth studio album, Smell the Glamour.
In Smell, Brown continues to parody the Hit Parade like a contemporary Weird Al Yankovic, only with bigger boobs and better hair. Among the CD’s 12 tracks, fans will find Brown trading Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” for a sexy romp in a pair of “Big Clown Pants” as well as Kesha’s debut “TiK ToK” twisted into “Another Drunk Chick,”
Exclusively with PINK in promotion of the album’s upcoming release, Brown discusses the CD, her thoughts on LGBT equality, working for Disney and what today’s easy earth girls expect of their modern men (or women).
PINK: What kind of responses have you received from the artists you’ve spoofed?
Well, while I was working on Medusa: Dare to be Truthful, Madonna sent me (through a mutual friend) a half-drunk bottle of warm champagne. It had a note, actually a post-it attached that said, “Dear Julie, Enjoy this champagne and good luck. Madonna”. She’s an amazing writer, huh? I always wondered if it had Madonna spit in it. And when the special came out, her agent called my manager and said she really liked it. But then I heard, through the same mutual friend, that she hated the dog cemetery scene. The one where I go to a pet cemetery and try to dig up my dead dog Boomer. In her special she took a camera crew to her mother’s grave and rolled around on it, and I guess she thought I was being disrespectful for making fun of her. I guess I was. And on “The Edge” I wore a fat suit and played Carnie Wilson and felt bad about it. But the producer forced me so once I was in the fat suit, I got into it. But Carnie is actually a very gracious person and said she thought it was funny and invited me to China Phillips Valentine’s Day party. I used to make fun of Sheena Easton all the time on Just Say Julie and she just called and begged to be on the show. So I let her play my maid. She was great!
PINK: As a comedienne whose shtick often engages politically sensitive and/or sexual subjects, was it hard to humble yourself while working for Disney on the “family-friendly” sets of Wizards of Waverly Place and on Jonas Brothers’ film Camp Rock?
It wasn’t hard to reel myself in on The Wizards of Waverly Place, because I didn’t write the script so I just had to play a character who said the lines that were written for me. But Camp Rock was difficult because my brother and I wrote the original four drafts, and the character I wrote for myself was way more outrageous that the final script. And the original scripts had edgier jokes especially since they told us to make the lead character like me. So we did, but in the end, they really did want it to be more of a Disney script
PINK: Launching your stand up career in gay venues, being discovered by Lily Tomlin, living in the Hollywood Hills and celebrating your envy of gay-sexual proclivities in your 2005-released single, “I Want to Be Gay,” it’s probably safe to presume that you love your LGBT fan base as much as they love you. That said, what are you thoughts on the current state of LGBT equality and California’s repeatedly repealed and appealed Prop 8?
I feel like it’s very important for everyone with a brain to keep fighting for gay rights, but I also feel like there’s no way that propositions banning marriage will last. It’s just so clearly unfair. And even though there are a lot of super crazy people out there who are against the idea, they will eventually die (hopefully) and their children will vote for gay marriage. The younger generation is just not as prejudiced. I talked to my 16-year-old son about this and he said, “Yeah, my friends really don’t make a big deal about it when someone’s gay. It’s just the way it is.” So no matter how long it takes, it’ll happen.
PINK: What can fans expect from Smell the Glamour? Does any of it stem from your one-woman show of the same name? If not, how are the two related and/or similar or the same or completely different?
The fans can expect new original songs, some parodies, an updated version of “Vague” (from Medusa) and several of the songs from Medusa that were never released. Oh, and a re-recorded version of “Cause I’m a Blonde”, cause it’s never been on I-tunes. And yes, it has a lot to do with my show “Smell the Glamour” because I first performed some of these songs in my show, and I just like that name!
PINK: What’s next for Miss Julie Brown, following the release of the CD?
What’s next is I’ve been wanting to do Medusa 2–you know because so much has happened to Madonna since the first Medusa. (Motherhood, Becoming British, Becoming American again, Plastic surgery, Dating more baseball players) And fans have been asking me to do that for years. But it’s been hard to figure out how to get financing for it because the cable channels aren’t exactly paying for movies like that. But I got this great idea to make a website where people can donate through Paypal to finance the movie! How great is that? I’m working on that right now, so look for information about that on my website soon!
PINK: After having 20 years of additional experience since you wrote and stared in your awesome cult classic, do you still think “Earth Girls are Easy?”
Yes, I think Earth Girls are still easy, but these days I like to get dinner first!
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Smell the Glamour hits shelves in September; “Another Drunk Chick” and “Big Clown Pants” are now available on iTunes. www.juliebrown.com